sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

(via whatssweet)

i don’t even know how im functioning right now. jesus christ.

"Always go after her. No matter how mad she seems. She loves you more than words can tell."
dandy-lionss:

generalgammahiddles:

playboydreamz:

playboydreamz:

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oh god oh god I clicked the first one and now I’m having a breakdown


But if you know you’re not good w online courses, take yo mothafuckin ass to college
"I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up, let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face, or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you’re just fun and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m going to live a thousand years because that’s how long it’s going to take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you. I don’t want to be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real."
Louis CK (via avvfvl)

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amourlashai:

This song grew on me.

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misterand:

Lianne La Havas | Squiz Hamilton
repptarkushhh:

😭😭😭😹👌
"You should know…

between your legs,
lies a garden of
tulips,
And I can’t wait to kiss your
(tu)-lips,
Water you until wet,
And lay over you
like the Sun."
Dean Steed, ”Tulips” (via daughterofzami)

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mass-ive:

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

I SWEAR IM DYING WITH THIS SHIT AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

every fucking time i cut myself, blood ends up somewhere i wasn’t. like i cut my thigh. why is blood on the roof? im on the floor. like bruh.